matonka truck

A daddy who likes Johnny Test, but not Jonny Berlet. He enjoys tickling ass and eating goldfish (and ass) Hes the cutest, sweetest, most amazing person in the entire world and its literally impossible not to love him. Used to hit the juul but hes too cool now. He's also a really fucking hot skater boy whos so fucking talented and the world does not deserve him/ lol but he has a girlfriend so fuck off and go fuck julian instead xoxox

OMG!!! Matonka Truck is so fuckin adorable and I love him.

by matthiasissohot696969420gang January 1, 2019

Milton Express

It used to be in Gravesend but has disappeared under mysterious circumstances.

Billy visited the Milton Express

by Bool1234 April 3, 2019

Maltose Mommy

The female version of a Sugar Daddy.

A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.

Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?

by Argentenuem April 27, 2019

Maloning

Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.

"Oh God that Isaac guy is Maloning again"

by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020

Maxton

A Maxton is a absolute chad there is no man with a bigger cock then him it’s still a mystery how he fits it inhis pants

Look at that Maxton over there with the giant chicken

by A gigantic man May 26, 2022

Milton-like

An adjective that describes the boys that are scrawny, idiotic, annoying, unattractive, mean, nerdy, and have no rizz.

Group of Girls: “All the boys at are school are so Milton-like. We will never get boyfriends here.”

Boy 1: “Can I get the pass to say the n-word?”

Girl 1: “SEE! They are so Milton-like”

by MiltonHater April 7, 2023

PJ Malloneys

Another word for chewing tobacco.

Hey gay Dana, go in the gas station and get me some PJ Malloneys... Bitch

Hey Dana I can't believe you have nipple rings that's gay, but at least you like PJ Malloneys.

by Dierks Olgensen March 14, 2011