madison middle school

A place where crack heads and pervs like to teach kids useless crap. Half the kids are on drugs...that they most likely got from their teachers. Don't sit up front.. you might get raped.

Mom: Get ready for school honey.
Child: Do i have to go to madison middle school?
Mom: Yes dear. It's in your district.
Child: I heard that some teachers give you surprises.
Mom: Like what?
Child: Some kind of fairy dust thats supposed to make you feel good. Something like magic I guess.
Mom: .......

by Justmyluck. October 21, 2008

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iron maiden

An extremely influential British metal band who got started as part of the NWOBHM. Largely owe their style to Judas Priest, but put their own spin on the form of metal that Priest established. Influenced a ridiculous amount of metal bands, and still going today. Basically one of those bands that is mandatory for metalheads.

"IRON MAIDEN'S GONNA GET AAAAAALLL OF YOU!"
-Bruce Dickinson

by Pyrus August 26, 2004

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maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.

My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.

by Don Juan March 8, 2003

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Dirty Madison

When a girl rides a mans face backwards until she ejaculates. During ejaculation she farts ,then lights it creating a flamethrower and extinguisher at once.

I got a Dirty Madison, that burned my face.

by Harrybalzonia May 21, 2019

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old maid

A kernel of popcorn that did not pop when heated.

There's a fine art to timing microwave popcorn, where you avoid burning the ones that did pop at the expense of leaving some old maids. Why 'old maid', you ask? They're the ones left behind that haven't been 'popped'.

by photoleif September 1, 2005

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Madison Ivy

German Pornstar famous for her great anal and oral.

"Yo Madison Ivy wanna do something?
What do u mean boss?
U know what gurl!
awww Boss should we ?
Hell yea baby i'm gonna destroy your pussy!
...aaaaaaaaa"

by bd1997 February 2, 2016

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