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Macbooks are laptops built and sold by Apple. They have very limited resources, are incapable of running software, and are priced at about...oh...your first born child. Lots of 'shiny' effects, bells and whistles decorate the mac OS. The good news is they look cool. The bad news is that it doubles the cost of the laptop.

See, when you buy a Mac, you're not just buying a computer. You're buying an IMAGE. A Personality. Something THAT WILL SHOW THE WORLD HOW AWESOME YOU ARE.

It's interesting to notice the laptop types when moving from major to major in a university. For example, in the Computer Science department, about half the people use Linux, half use Windows. In the Engineering and Math departments, about a fourth use Linux, and 3 quarters use Windows. In the Geology department (see Rocks for Jocks) Macs are predominant, with a slight sprinkling of Windows thrown in. In Business (Douchology) and the Liberal Arts (sponsored by your local Feminazi chapter!) classes I've taken, I've yet to see a single non-Apple product.

So, as you can clearly see, the amount of Macs bought by a population sample is inversely proportional to that sample's knowledge of computers and technology.
Macbooks are like Linux, without the free.

Business Major: Brah I bought a Mac! I'm gonna get so wasted with it! and then have sex with it!
Liberal Arts Major: Ohhhh, that is, like, soooo cool. I, like, got a Mac too. It cost three times as much as a Windows computer, but isn't it, like, so preeeettty??
by paddywhacker8 January 28, 2011
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MacBook AIr

1. An underpowered and overpriced waste of space (or lack thereof). You pay $3,000 for a computer that:

a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer
b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive)
c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED

The positives...The MacBook Air:
a) Runs Leopard (slowly)
b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical)
c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you)

2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling.

3. The epitome of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.
1. I just bought a MacBook Air. When I found out that there was no optical drive, I used its razor-sharp thinness to slit Steve Jobs' throat.

2. Vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of shit MacBook Air.

3. Steve Jobs hypnotized me with thinness then fucked me over.
by Chody Wang January 10, 2009
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machoegotism

A sadly incurable condition, usually occuring in young men. The sufferer of machoegotism strikes up an extraordinary relationship with himself (possibly due to excess masturbation) that results in the sufferer falling in love with themselves. They are incapable of replicating genuine feelings for others, though they attempt to hide their emotional vacuum by imitating feelings or responses.

Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.
"That guy defintely suffers from machoegotism. He displays all the symptons."
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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machon

A five-week trip to Israel run by Young Judaea in which the best looking of Jewish teens from all over America are separated into us groups. The trip is filled with fun and dirty times and the kids are more wild, crazy, awesome and horny than anyone or anywhere else. See Tel Yehudah for descriptions of the participants.
Dude, you're gonna get so much pussy when you go to Israel on machon!

I had a great time touring Israel on machon, not to mention I got with every girl on M-1.
by tacclisgay June 28, 2011
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MacBook Pro

The best and most powerful laptop that Apple has ever made.
Wow you have a MacBook.
No a MacBook Pro.
Oh, that makes it better than a MacBook right.
Yep that's right.
by Y-Dog123 December 26, 2011
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Macaroni

Jamaican slang for a stupid individual. Used mostly to describe a bad driver or any person that has the responsibility to carry passengers.
"A weh Macaroni a guh, Macaroni a madman enoh", " A caan Macaroni dat"
by The Inevitable Williams May 14, 2018
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Making Macaroni

Think of the sound made when mixing macaroni around.
by Macaroni May 15, 2005
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