A present progressive verb describing the actions of a crack team of virgin paladins armed with scripture and Wi-Fi passwords, “Lust Busters” is a student-run purity SWAT team (at conservative colleges)—dedicated to zapping sinful thoughts with the zeal of someone who’s never been on a second date. Fueled by Mountain Dew and Old Testament rage, they patrol the campus with the moral urgency of a Magic: The Gathering tournament ref, confronting anything that even looks like it might make someone feel warm in their bathing suit area.
Their natural enemy? Human skin.
Their preferred weapon? Aggressive Instagram posts and awkward public signage like “Your Eyeballs Are Not Worth Hell.”
Think Ghostbusters, but instead of trapping ghosts, they’re trying to exorcise the concept of cleavage—and instead of proton packs, they have oversized Study Bibles and the social charisma of a Windows 95 update.
If you’ve ever fantasized about a romantic relationship, watched a shampoo commercial too intently, or owned a Dragon Ball Z body pillow—beware. The Lust Busters are coming for you, and they’ve got blocked browser history and zero chill.
Their natural enemy? Human skin.
Their preferred weapon? Aggressive Instagram posts and awkward public signage like “Your Eyeballs Are Not Worth Hell.”
Think Ghostbusters, but instead of trapping ghosts, they’re trying to exorcise the concept of cleavage—and instead of proton packs, they have oversized Study Bibles and the social charisma of a Windows 95 update.
If you’ve ever fantasized about a romantic relationship, watched a shampoo commercial too intently, or owned a Dragon Ball Z body pillow—beware. The Lust Busters are coming for you, and they’ve got blocked browser history and zero chill.
by XamulP May 27, 2025
Get the Lust bustingmug. by daisychain1470 February 17, 2021
Get the lustmug. The fabled event in when someone is so damn horny and full of lust for someone, something, or perhaps both, that the sheer lust alone causes them to bust one, no stroking, no gripping, no touching, nothing, the sheer raw lust is all that acts in this mystical scenario.
by megabussyshartman420 September 14, 2022
Get the the lust and bustmug. An old guy who around his 60's appeared on Stickam asking little cam whores if showing his erect penis would get them horny and then would proceed to show his erect penis.
by Lenny Lust November 25, 2009
Get the Lenny Lustmug. Falling in lust/love with someone for the materialistic part of a relationship such as luxury dining, adventures, or goods.
by Chauter June 16, 2022
Get the materialistic lustmug. by DatRippedGuy June 27, 2016
Get the squad lustingmug. A fancy word for Horny
by I just burnt my fucking toast January 16, 2023
Get the Lustmug.