lonelyposter

Someone who makes frequent posts updating their status on the popular Social Networking Site Facebook, but never receives any comments on their posts.

Jimmy:"Whats up with Bob? his status updates are so frequent and meaningless".

Billy:"Yeah, he sure has become a lonelyposter"

Jimmy:"sad, hey you wanna go grab a cup of coffee?".

by TrapCurtis January 7, 2010

Lonelyism

The act of converting someone to your style of music or song(s).

"I used Lonelyism to convert Paul to rap." Jimmy said.
"I worship Lonelyism!"

by Mclovin1189 November 7, 2011

lonely sexual

The state where you realize you aren't good in relationships; you are meant to be alone; You have trouble finding anyone to go out with.

Person 1 - hey man I think it's time to come out.. I'm lonely sexual.

Person 2- I strongly support you man. It's not your fault

by Bubble Star December 24, 2015

Lonely

Loneliness is something we are all feeling during the COVID pandemic, along with bored and horny. You must be feeling pretty lonely right now searching the meaning on Urban Dictionary. Don’t worry, we all are.

Young little Jimmy was very lonely during lockdown.
Mary was alone during lunchtime for wearing an anime shirt of her “waifu”

by justvibing September 22, 2020

Lonely C-OPS

Just A Sexy Chammer Bro.

Lonely C-OPS Just a Sexy Chammer.

by Lonely C-OPS October 16, 2020

Lonely-aggression

Lonely-aggression is when someone becomes angry or aggressive from being lonely/ignored too much, Lonely-aggression can also be caused from online "Interactions"

They have Lonely-aggression, He/She is suffering from Lonely-aggression

by Scott A. Boutzis September 8, 2022

the lonely facebooker

Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)

The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014