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fudgy logic

Starting with a conclusion first, fudgy logic is the process of using faulty and sometimes made up assumptions, reasoning and justifications, to arrive at the said foregone conclusion.

Similar to circular reasoning, except the in-between steps are faulty or fudged up.
1. Joe insists that 1+1=10 because he does arithmethic in binary, and therefore through fudgy logic deduction, no other number-base should exist.

2. To Jane's and Spot's surprise, Dick ate all the lasagnia, because his fudgy logic dictated that since they let him eat first, no one else wanted it.
by walski69 July 25, 2006
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client logic

A place where all the managers will fuck you with out lube @ the frist chance they get. And fire the only cool Manager they have
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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mendy logic

A thought process or statement that has such large holes in it and makes such little sense that you think the person must be joking, but they are actually serious.
John: Wow, Dan, I could use a cup of coffee.
Dan: NO! Caffeine is horrible!
John: Really?
Dan: Yeah, one time I snorted cocaine, shot up heroin, took a bottle of aspirin, and drank a cup of coffee, and I've had trouble breathing and a twitch ever since. I'll never drink coffee again!
John: Wow, Dan, that is such mendy logic!

Katie: Gosh Jess, I have this Target gift card I've been dying to use but Target closed an hour ago!
Jess: Why don't you just go to Wal-Mart? It's open 24 hours!
Katie: Wow, Jess, that's some serious mendy logic.
by chelsieangelaluis February 21, 2009
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logicologist

The logicologist was able to solve every Sherlock Holmes story.
by macduff December 1, 2005
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Logical bitchslap

To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...

Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...

Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 28, 2010
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Logic

Maryland-born, Sir Robert Bryson Hall II is an American rapper. Although he has been working on music since before 2009, his fame seemed to skyrocket after the release of the somewhat controversial album titled Everybody. His terrible upbringing also has made for amazing content and hypnotizing storytelling through his raps. He has a wide variety of beautiful music for every mood and it’s all extremely well written. These styles include jazz, trap, 90s hip-hop, and melodical. The lyricism and fast flow Logic has is what has made him so popular in the music industry. His alter-egos also add onto the entertainment for him and his fans. (Young Sinatra and Bobby Tarantino)
Wow, did you hear Logic on the radio today? He’s one of the best rappers of the day!
by Machiniak May 23, 2018
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peka logic

the act of disregarding all normal logic, leaving holes; fallacies;
3 Drac bow archers with cov vs lvl 72 hawkeye, bd, sws.

3 drac bow archers: are you serious? wow bad 3v9
72 hawkeye: 3v9? just me boxing 3 people is not 9 even if they were all live! Nice peka logic!
by Stygian November 17, 2006
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