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Anal Licking

Anal Licking is the act of a person using their tongue to dance around in another person's booty-hole, usually giving pleasure to the other person. (or maybe not)
Random Person: Hey! Dude I had the best anal licking given to me yesterday by some random lady on the streets!
Me: Damn dude it was probably a whore
Random Person: Whatever, I enjoyed the anal licking I got
Me: *shakes head*
by Mr.Bro October 22, 2013
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Pussy licking

the pussy was finger lickin' good
to pig out
by Bearded Abe March 9, 2005
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cock licking gyspy

a gypsy who licks and sucks the male gentials
that cock licking gyspy sucked me good last night
by loworm1 July 10, 2011
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poopy lockins

dude this game is poopy lockins, let's get outta here
by donadio September 5, 2006
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Silly Looking Foo-Foo Drink

The most accurate term for those alcholic beverages with umbrellas and other fancy assorted decorations.
"I'm going to cram this silly lookin foo-foo drink in your boo-boo!"
by C.J. Guff August 13, 2004
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Lettuce Licking Lumberjack

Definition...
A male of fem-ale who likes to lick lettuce( PUSSY). However wears a lunberjack coloured and style shirt.
woman: what shall we do tonight?
man: im gonna lick your lettuce whilst wearing this lumberjack shirt!
woman: OMG you lettuce licking lumberjack
by Pipppaaaaaa May 16, 2010
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Burning Some Toast (looking for Jesus)

An act in which a person offers random ideas that may somehow be related to a situation, however unlikely, in an effort to stumble upon a good idea. Similar to brainstorming, but when unexpected or unnecessary. Although either the entire phrase or the truncated version is acceptable, the entire is better used in an explanatory sense after a random statement is made.

Derived from the law of averages and the concept that if one looked at enough pieces of burnt toast, eventually one would find toast that appeared to have Jesus on it (or any other object or fictional character said observer desired)
1. Yeah, I know it was random, but I was just burning some toast (looking for Jesus).

2. I'm just burning some toast (looking for Jesus) here, but has anybody considered making a pizza out of a pancake, syrup, hash browns, bacon and sausage? (in this case it might be advisable to drop the clarifying clause for brevity)
by Gregorium Brahek III August 8, 2010
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