Loaf Lord is a category of people originating from discord. To have someone be a Loaf Lord means they are a leader of a discord community though not just any leader. Loaf Lord's are usually very lenient and who really loves memes.
by Epic989 May 4, 2018
Get the Loaf Lordmug. A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).
by Lee1984Cornwall September 10, 2013
Get the greasy loafmug. I woke up late last night in sleep paralysis, but I also had to take a dump. I’m sorry about the bedside loaf.
by Ricky McMorty February 23, 2020
Get the Bedside Loafmug. Burning a loaf. A human defecation that follows a large and particularly spice-laden meal that emits a complex aroma with notes of tar and smoldering rubber.
by aretegroup April 21, 2018
Get the burning a loafmug. by Wickedwitchflyingmonkeys May 26, 2018
Get the loaf loathermug. A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread
It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal
by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022
Get the Chocolate loafmug. Sandwich-loafing: when two bodies engaged in an amorous act are slapped together with something in between them, such as an item of clothing or a sheet.
"The nervous newlyweds were so eager to consummate that they were sandwich-loafing all night in the honeymoon suite."
by Sylvie T January 8, 2021
Get the Sandwich-loafingmug.