x legged

A woman that got fucked by a black man and cant walk.

hey girls I got fucked up last night and now I'm x legged

by Blacky chan237 October 14, 2017

pinic leg

The build up of sweat between seperate people sitting next to each other to closely while wearing shorts

At the airport waiting for a booked flight i got a nasty case of pinic leg.

by redmouth February 1, 2006

Puppet legs

While being in a state of merry intoxication, the inability to control one's legs.

Sod me, I really don't think I should have had that tenth pint of beer and the bottle of vino collapso, I've got the puppet legs on and cant walk to get to the car.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching August 10, 2010

Spaghetti Legging

When one loses control of his or her legs while running at high speeds and they flail about uncontrollably till the person falls or regains control of their legs.

Commonly occurs while running down hill or while running on uneven terrain.

"Steve ran to catch the frisbee, but ended up spaghetti legging all over the place"
"Nothing sadder than a man spaghetti legging down a hill"

by TheyWinWeLose May 28, 2017

Leg boner

A leg boner occurs when one's legs stiffen, usually for a couple of days, making it awkward to walk, run etc. It is most likely to affect a person when their significant other / crush is nearby.
The most scenario of a leg boner environment is a sporting activity, with the s/o or crush in the same team as them.

Jessica got a leg boner during Physical Education because Sheldon, her crush, was in her team for the game of Rounders. It took her a few days to recover fully from it.

by Pickapon August 18, 2014

Pony legs

A condition usually inflicted after one's leg has gone numb from a long sit down with the porcelain throne. This renders the person into a state of awkward stumbling, similar to that of a baby horse.

John: Oh jeese look, Brian has pony legs again.

by Spider Viater December 15, 2011

sausage legs

n. A pair of legs which bear a sausage shape. They are noted for a lack of distinct hip, knee, and ankle joints and an overabundance of fatty tissue surrounding the leg bones. Individuals with sausage legs frequently claim to be big-boned, although this is usually not the case.
n. An individual whose overall physique resembles a sausage leg.

She looked all right from the waist up, but her sausage legs were a big turnoff.

Did you see that sausage leg?

by jpsi June 11, 2006