laker

a retired pirate that lives on the lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat

maddox will be a laker in 50 years

by Smooth Jane McCool...aka karin July 10, 2004

lacker

A general term given to someone who is 'lacking' in various areas (e.g.: penis size)

Gay Male 1: Are you going on a date with lacker tonight?

Gay Male 2: >:(

by Claydolf November 19, 2003

Lakerrior

A Kobe Bryant/Los Angeles Lakers fan, who is a bandwagon Stephen Curry/Golden State Warriors fan.

Kobe/Lakers Fan: Steph Curry is an all time great. He could take on Michael Jordan!

Person With A Brain: No he couldn't, you fucking Lakerrior

by LeGoat James August 8, 2016

Lacker

Some who's lacking.

I'm quite the lacker, I must say. What do you think, Tim?

by Sir Beatnik July 5, 2021

Flap Lacker

A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.

Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.

Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..

That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something

Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night

The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking

Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?

Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha

by Markael Bishnard December 15, 2011

layder

A term used by the speech impediment.
A term derived from the word "later" as in "See ya later"

Victor- Hey dude I'm gonna head out.
Travis- Ok layder man.
Victor- What the fuck? Did you just say layder?
Travis- LOL my bad, I'm a fucking speech impediment moron.

by e-victor February 23, 2008

Layered

To have multiple layers of alcohol inside you. Do not get it confused with drunk or tipsy, it is the space in between.

Man, I'm so layered right now let's go smoke a joint.

by Jimandthecorknbottlebeezies February 21, 2014