A drink conceived by an ambitous group of drunken CNATT Marines. Consists of 2 parts:Vodka, 1 part:Tampico (must be Tampico), 1 part:7-Up. A drink for the descriminating individual who is "Semper Fidelis", or "Always Faithful"...to drinking. We salute you, Mr. Pointless Field Day Formation Guy!!! Oorah!
by LCPL Black, D July 11, 2008
The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations
can be used randomly to create awkward situations
"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
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"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
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"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"
by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 21, 2013
I got my motha fuckin Lance on last night and banged some fat chick named Mike.
Drink some of this shit and get your Lance on
Drink some of this shit and get your Lance on
by Fatboy555 January 29, 2009
Detroits finest.Total metal-head,sings,writes and founded the precious metal band "Burning Across".Proufoundly spiritual and deeply intuitive,he is revered by many.Also founded the Church of the Immaculate Conception (1999).aka LUCKYTROUBLE,LDF,LT,LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER,LLL,the duke of seven mile,Lance-alotta-ladies......all SEVENS....
by LCKYTRBL March 16, 2013
by Rob M.H. September 06, 2008
by dbdbdpd July 11, 2009
Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!
by Joshe November 22, 2006