A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.
<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.
by Carzand December 14, 2008
Get the Lightning Boltmug. to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
by Sexydimma December 10, 2014
Get the to be struck by lightningmug. to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
by Sexydimma June 27, 2015
Get the to be struck by lightningmug. To do anything crazy, creative, spontaneous, or original. Also awesome T-shirt brand that has the best t-shirts, that if worn correctly will make the user an aphrodisiac to all opposite sex.
by Slinky Jim June 15, 2012
Get the Ride the lightningmug. by Sniper May 13, 2005
Get the ball lightningmug. 1) she shocked me when she suggested we try monkey lightning
2) "monkey lightning never shits the same place twice"
2) "monkey lightning never shits the same place twice"
by Pocket Pool December 29, 2007
Get the monkey lightningmug. 