Lightning Bolt

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.

<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.

by Carzand December 14, 2008

to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

i want to be struck by lightning

by Sexydimma December 10, 2014

to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy

by Sexydimma June 27, 2015

Ride the lightning

To do anything crazy, creative, spontaneous, or original. Also awesome T-shirt brand that has the best t-shirts, that if worn correctly will make the user an aphrodisiac to all opposite sex.

Johnny wanted to ride the lightning, so he backfliped off the cliff to his death.

by Slinky Jim June 15, 2012

ball lightning

Something that will fuck your shit up.

Dude, your shit just got fucked up like ball lightning!

by Sniper May 13, 2005

Dry Lightning

When male takes pride in the fact that his semen can no longer impregnate.

Do you have protection? Nah girl, I shoot dry Lightning.

Nah girl, that can't be my baby...I shoot dry lightning.

by Islands in the Kitchen June 23, 2022

Bed-Lightning

The flashes of light that come from your partner's FitBit during love making.

"During sex last night, the bed-lightning coming from her FitBit was intense."

by jlwn111 November 9, 2016