by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017
Get the sperm lasermug. Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.
Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"
Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
by Johnnydude6 August 14, 2011
Get the Laser Kidmug. Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.
My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .
by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021
Get the Plastic Lasersmug. It's a word used to define when a man ejacualtes so hard and with such an accurate beam that it can ''cleanly'' cut through anything like if it was a laser cutter.
Yesterday when i left home i forgot my keys so i decided to start watching lesbian BDSM porn on my phone, i pointed my cock to the lock of my door and ejaculated, now i gotta pay 1000$ in repairs but at least i was able to enter my house. It felt like one of those laser cutters from cartoons that cut through everything they point at.
by Cuttermaster69 October 17, 2023
Get the Laser cuttermug. /ˈleɪzər/
noun.
(plural = lasers)
1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.
verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)
1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo
adjective.
1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures
noun.
(plural = lasers)
1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.
verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)
1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo
adjective.
1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures
by ItsSkyWasTaken September 25, 2022
Get the LASERmug. by Devil Dude November 21, 2018
Get the Laser Shot Reviewmug. by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020
Get the laser trexmug.