When you drive your car around the town in a circle. revving the engine and putting the music as loud as you can
by Yoie January 25, 2009
Get the Twat lap mug.Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.
White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.
White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.
by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017
Get the gluten free lap dance mug.This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water
Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.
by jihad massoud October 14, 2011
Get the missouri lap-dance mug.When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.
My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.
by drizzamed June 23, 2016
Get the san francisco lap dance mug.If someone has beaten you in saying "Shotgun" for the drivers seat, you can say this, meaning that you can sit on the shotgun's lap.(unless the person likes to have other people sit on their lap((Freak!)) then thy should get up)
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Simmons: Shotgun!
Griff:{only seconds behind} Shotgun....Fuck!
Donut: Shotgun's Lap!
Simmons: fuck!
Simmons: Shotgun!
Griff:{only seconds behind} Shotgun....Fuck!
Donut: Shotgun's Lap!
Simmons: fuck!
by Secret Justin December 13, 2008
Get the Shotgun's Lap mug.When you have a turd so big you bend over twice to push it out. This will result in a Two Pound Butt Splasher.
by Robby K. December 20, 2005
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