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Twat lap

When you drive your car around the town in a circle. revving the engine and putting the music as loud as you can
There doing a twat lap again
by Yoie January 25, 2009
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gluten free lap dance

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.
Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.
by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017
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missouri lap-dance

This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water
Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.
by jihad massoud October 14, 2011
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san francisco lap dance

When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.
My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.
by drizzamed June 23, 2016
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Shotgun's Lap

If someone has beaten you in saying "Shotgun" for the drivers seat, you can say this, meaning that you can sit on the shotgun's lap.(unless the person likes to have other people sit on their lap((Freak!)) then thy should get up)
From RvB

Simmons: Shotgun!
Griff:{only seconds behind} Shotgun....Fuck!
Donut: Shotgun's Lap!
Simmons: fuck!
by Secret Justin December 13, 2008
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Double Lap Leaner

When you have a turd so big you bend over twice to push it out. This will result in a Two Pound Butt Splasher.
"I ate so much cheese it gave me a double lap leaner."
by Robby K. December 20, 2005
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National sit on lap day

On April 25th You can sit on anyone lap for the day
Me: Why you sitting on his or her lap
Be: It’s national sit on lap day
by Jack🔥 April 15, 2019
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