The Blobby Killers

A band created by two soldiers from the Alabama Army National Guard while serving in Afghanistan. They are known for writing songs making fun of fellow soldiers who do something only a freakin' moron would do. Known FOB wide for their first hit BWS or Black Water Soldier, they have also written hits such as Sergeant of the Week, Have it Your Way, and Kyle's Song.

The Blobby Killers are the most awesome band ever!- Miller

by entrthedragn September 11, 2009

Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears

Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...

by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015

total boner killer

A woman who is physically attractive, but totally kills your boner (attraction) due to her negative attitude and lack of intelligence

Hey François that girl I went on a date with last night was a TBK (Total Boner Killer) bro. She was gorgeous until she talked about how much she hated her job."

by Eduardo Amoureux June 21, 2019

Shelly de Killer

A professional assassin from ace attorney. He has kidnapped Maya Fey and killed like more than 2 people. He's also thicc and british

Me:Wow! This dude's good at his job, Shelly de Killer must be thicc

by skiddiee May 24, 2021

Jeff the killer

How do people find him hot. Anyway, Jeff the killer is 31-year-old man with at least 30 Million fangirls/fanboys. He was born on June 2nd of 1990 and murdered his Mother, Father, and injured his little brother very badly when he was 13. And no, he is not some UwU bitch who’s dating BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, or anyone else. He is a mentally ill psycho killer who murders people while saying “Go to sleep”.

Person 1: OMG JEFF THE KILLER IS SO HOT 😍😍😩😩😩
Me: wtf
Jeff the Killer: *is actually scared for once* WHAT THE FU-
friend: Jeff u look like a polar bear with a cut smile
Jeff the Killer: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

by Emo_Gay_Bish May 18, 2022

Safe Bug Killers

Bug Killers that are very safe for humans and pets.

Safe Bug Killers:

#1) 90+% Isopropyl Alcohol in a spray bottle is great for killing flies that get into the house.

#2) Put flea-bitten pet in empty bathtub. Soak your pet with Hydrogen Peroxide to kill fleas. Let sit for 3 minutes, then shower or bathe pet.

#3) Spray furniture polish on spiders to kill them.

by Jeff Goven August 2, 2006

the killers

a cool new band from las vegas, who did a really good performance at this years Glastonbury (big english festival)

brill songs include: Andy you're a star, Mr Brightside, Somebody told me and Believe me Natalie

by Colette2000 August 30, 2005