Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

kung fu fighting

A song that is made by karate

Eric:what is karate

Ret:Kung fu fighting

by Kaka so June 2, 2022

Kung fu dunk

A ridiculous Chinese movie about a kung fu warrior who plays basketball. Stars Jay Chou.

Kung Fu DUNK!!!!!!

by GallifreyDude August 13, 2012

Joe Kung

Joe kung

Joe kung dez nuts

Person 1: Have you seen Joe Kung around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1:Joe Kung dez nuts dumbass

by Joe Kung October 29, 2019

kung masta

Kung Masta A retard who is a big BrokeBack and a failure

I am being Kung Masta today

by Pdgffa April 12, 2019

Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu

Finally, I am kung fu table

by Hexyglam September 1, 2013

Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.

Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!

by Punky K January 21, 2024