dirty kelp

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.

He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground

by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023

pong krell

Someone in a leadership position who sees a major failure coming, and as such tries to avoid ruin by using immoral methods to secure their future.

Dude, John just chopped our salaries in half and gave himself a massive bonus when we’re losing money.

That’s a pong krell move right there.

by The Thinker23 January 11, 2025

Sea Kelpie

noun

A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.

Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.

Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.

Example:
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."

by starvingRD October 2, 2025

Scary Creepmas/ Merry Kreapzmas

A combination of the holidays, Halloween and Christmas, on the same day as Christmas

Krampas, skulls with Santa hats, trees with spiderweb, etc. Are all examples of what you may see on Kreapzmas (Scary Creepmas/ Merry Kreapzmas is what you may hear around Kreapzmas time.

by Shewinnies in bikinies whohaw December 20, 2022