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floyds knobs

A small village in Indiana where a bunch of middle class people think they are rich. The nicest restaurant is literally named, "A Nice Restaurant". Anything designer that might be seen in this village is a knock off because everyone spends there extra cash on diesel fuel for their pick up trucks. This is an attempt to feel like they are living the 'salt life' when in reality everyone is just smoking too much dirt weed.
Oh you're from Floyds Knobs? ......turbo diesel.....
by Sherriff White February 21, 2018
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Knob lob

The act of lobbing a grenade across the playing field, random with no reason, in games such as Call of Duty.
I SWEAR IF I GET KILLED BY ONE MORE KNOB LOB I WILL JUMP OUT OF MY WINDOW.
by a912 December 16, 2010
mugGet the Knob lobmug.

Office knob

A term often used to describe someone who makes the office and work their entire personality. Often these people will come into the office 2 hours before their shift starts and leave 2 hours after it ends without overtime pay, often to attempt to impress their boss and co-workers.
Karen: I left the office at 7PM last night can I get a pay rise?
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.
by Conwell_Laypang September 5, 2022
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Shaving the Knob

Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn
by PeteyGotshaved August 4, 2019
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Porter Knob

Porter knob, noun, A short penis. Mostly under 4”. Usually associated with verbs such as small, tiny, micro, etc.....
He’s wearing gray sweatpants but had a Porter Knob hahaha. Poor guy
by Dirty Craig June 25, 2020
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Knob Dob

The little dollop of remnant shit on the penis after going balls deep into his or her colon during a vigorous anal sex sesh.
Hand me the gak towel. I need to wipe off this knob dob you filthy whore.

He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him.

Dude did you eat corn today? There’s a kernel in my knob dob.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
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liquor knob

A shrunken cock or, of that person due to too much alcohol. Aka whiskeydick. Used as an insult or in a self-deprecating way.
A: Hey, what happened to your dick? Seems shriveled.

T: Yeah, I drank too much at the party. Guess I'm having a liquor knob.
by Taka-mushroom September 13, 2021
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