it's simple: kill the batman

the solution to all of life's problems.

Person 1: "How do I get girls to like me?"
Person 2: "it's simple: kill the batman."

by Inco33 October 18, 2008

kiltimagh hand

The kiltimagh hand beats every hand in poker if you are playing in the town of kiltimagh(the home of the culche) in Ireland

The kiltimagh hand consists of: the two of hearts,the two of diamonds,the four of clubs and the four of spades.

Yes! i beat ye all with my royal flush

Fraid not! ive got the kiltimagh hand!

by hownowbrowncow December 16, 2007

kill some shit

An activity or phenomena that many young males go out of their way to achieve in order to obtain emotional equilibrium and relieve either boredom or sadness. It is often achieved through the use of video games such as "Call of Duty" since the physical act of killing someone or something is often frowned upon. The act of "killing some shit" may also be used therapeutically.

He just got dumped, he must feel terrible. He should go and kill some shit that will make him feel better.

by donotdoit October 27, 2010

Kile Loomis

a stack of kale

Creator of this word: All I want to do is associate Kile Loomis with kale.

by A Crate of Kids November 28, 2018

I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.

Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.

by Grumpy Ned January 4, 2020

Killian

He will change you. He’s really good with words, wise and kinky😂. Supremely loyal, talented, and smart when he wants to be... biggggg freak. But unfortunately he has walls, doesn’t let bet a handful in. He reads this website quite a bit actually and that’s why he’s reading this😂😂. Don’t let Killian our of your life, he’s really fun and caring. He’s the one who will make the difference. the Bronx tale says it’s an Italian thing where you have 3 greats, little do you know it’s a real thing. But He’ll make you not want to meet the other two. Fantastic personality. When you give him Killian’s Irish ale he will give you a nervous chuckle and smile. Killian’s are grateful for what they have because deep down inside he’s thinking about everything possible. He’s a great dude. I hope you find a Killian because there easy to miss but hard to replace.

*im daydreaming of killian

by The.tea.is.real June 17, 2019

Killers Binge

A phrase used to describe periods of time when all one listens to is the popular band The Killers. These "binges" usually can last up to about a month (or even longer in some instances) and are characterized by random outbursts of "ARE WE HUMAN OR ARE WE DANCER."

"Hey dude, what have you been listening to lately?"

"Been on a Killers binge for about a week now! ARE WE HUMAN OR ARE WE DANCER."

by sratz November 18, 2011