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Keyboard Cobber

The electronic version (emailing, texting, etc.) of a penpal. ("cobber" is australian for "pal")
My keyboard cobber John is from India. I have many keyboard cobbers.
by Steve J January 8, 2008
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keyboad

The preferred type of keyboard, superior to all others.

Apart from being physically superior, the word keyboad also SOUNDS superior. It would not be as perfect if it was spelled with an "S" or an "R", as in keyboard or keyboasd.
Guy 1: Dude, my new keyboard is pretty awesome
Guy 2: Really? Yeah, well I don't have a keyboard. I have a keyboad.
Guy 1: Woah! I wish I had a keyboad.
by the cheesechomper June 8, 2009
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Keyboard Justice

1. See "Street Justice"
Getting back at someone for something they did to you, usually a lot worse than the original attack, but done over the computer.

2. Making fun of someone for a really lame comeback, or for trying to make fun of you.
1. Jim tripped Bob in the hallway today, so later Bob text spammed and broke his cell phone, then sent porn dialer's to his mother's computer.

2. "u r stupid idot go rot im a hole."

"Watch out for him, those comebacks are solid keyboard justice"
by KURTSAC October 5, 2009
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Keyboard Immunity

The illusion that whilst behind your keyboard everything you say to anyone has absolutely Zero come-backs in the real world, GOD MODE ON.

Allowing you to say things you normally wouldn't without fear of repercussion, only to find out they know who you are and they know where you live.

Because if you piss off enough people, someone, somewhere will find you.
Oh man oh man that was some good trollin' good trollin', now to sit back and relax in my awesome ass chair of awe-... *Shadowy figures standing at the window*

OH SHI-

As you are beaten to death with your keyboard by a group of angry forum users, the Keyboard Immunity you once thought you had, quickly disappears.
by Phauxed January 14, 2011
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Keyboard Alphabet

The Keyboard Alphabet is all the letters on a keyboard typed in order as the show.

Keyboard Alphabet: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

OR

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm
by qweertymcfred April 28, 2011
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keyboard cowell

When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.
A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.
by LordoftheWholocked September 28, 2013
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keyboardery

The act of playing a piano (or other keyboard instrument) in order to impress someone or to attract attention, especially if said playing is loud and obnoxious.
I heard someone playing "Chopsticks" in the recital hall – it was blatant keyboardery.
by Yoeth Gallopers September 2, 2015
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