Kenny Rogers Moment

A point in time when a situation is "can't win," as evidenced by all facts and reason...and you need to "know when to fold 'em."

I was going to show the pictures of my soon-to-be-ex-wife with that chain gang, but then I had a "Kenny Rogers Moment" when she brought out the pictures she had of me with the (male) principal of our daughter's school.

by ManiacMike August 12, 2009

Kennylized

1.) To give oral pleasure with the intent to recieve mutual compensation; only to have the 2nd party, not return the favor.

"I can't believe this shit. I was kennylized by that li'l chick i took home."

"But I thought you wasn't getting beat out though."

"Thought so too, till that bitch went to sleep on me, ya heard me."

by Rikky Slimm & J- Styles October 27, 2009

kenny-blacklung

Term (name) used to described someone whom is endowed enough to suck their own cock; coined from the Shakespearean legend of a common villager that was able to suck his own cock, when the Queen insisted on a personal demonstration it was revealed that he could indeed suck his steed of a cock...needless to say the village had a new King (King Kenny Blacklung). Ole Kenny-blacklung.

Dude can do the kenny-blacklung. Only a select few are capable of the kenny-blacklung. Those with cocks the size of a Pringles cans can do the kenny-blacklung.

by ODPB April 5, 2011

Kenyahta

Beautiful, ghetto style diva, with a big donk. Very energetic and crazy especially when mixed with alcohol.

Have an extra Kenyahta to make your day grand.

by gigglebox0835 January 1, 2012

kenya

sexy ass

damn you are so hot your name must be kenya

by Kforl December 4, 2016

kenny brown

The type of person who insists on having multiple best men at his wedding.

The wedding planner said you're a really Kenny Brown.

by TeddyRox March 16, 2017

kenny pasato

A gay Mexican "guy" who will do anything to get a dick in his mouth. He is very smart when it comes to school. He will mark his territory with his own saliva. He can put a smile on your face but if you piss him off you won't have a face to smile with.You don't fuck with kenny pasato.....period!

-kenny pasato sucked your dick for free?
-hell yeah brother! He was doing it for Dale!

by 666_____18adilf hitler May 20, 2017