OOZMA KAPPA 

A group full of real ones that own NJ.

Oozma Kappa is the best fraternity of all time.

OOZMA KAPPA by oozmakappabro September 21, 2023

alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega 

basically the full greek alphabet

person 1: do you know greek?
person 2: alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega.
person 1: you are good at greek!

alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022

phi theta kappa 

A 2-year fraternity/sorority/honors society that accepts anyone with a 3.5 GPA or higher, about 12-18 units, and some money to waste. Only reason to join is for one's application to a 4-year institute. Their "leadership conferences" are a joke.

Oh! I received an acceptance letter from Cornell purely on the basis that I'm in Phi Theta Kappa?

phi theta kappa by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

Sigma Kappa

FOunded 1874. The most sassy but classy ladies on campus. Not a cookie cutter sorority but for some reason all their girls are hot. Loved by many fraternities because they are caring, loving, compassionate, motivated, truthfull, loyal, and true and not because they blow every dick in sight.

We live ritual every day. arn't fake during recruitment (which is why our new member classes are so big), and have one of the strongest sisterly bonds around.

Many times when girls go other sororities they regret not going Sig Kap. But who can blame you!

<3 <3 dove love

That Sigma Kappa is a gift from heaven shes so perfect.

Sigma Kappa by SigKapsweet<3 December 16, 2008

Alpha Kappa Phi 

A regionally recognized and very classy sorority in New York. Not only do these girls know how to party, but they care about their community and, like their motto says, they Strive to Lead. All guys love an Agonian girl since they're the hottest ones around! Very well-rounded and always up for having a good time!

Frat guy1: Did you see that girl in the Alpha Kappa Phi sorority?
frat guy2: yeah dude, she's hot!
frat guy1: that girl's too classy for you...

Alpha Kappa Phi by flying fires January 11, 2012

Tau Kappa Epsilon 

The Rejects of Phi Delta Theta

Any person in Tau Kappa Epsilon is half the man a Phi is.

If you can't go greek, go TKE.

Tau Kappa Epsilon by Scholarship Chair May 7, 2008

phi kappa psi 

Brainwashed fraternity guys who like to think that they are better than everyone else. They like to think that what they do in the fraternity and their position in the fraternity is a representation of their value as human beings, and is a scale of how successful they will be in life. They have a weekly chapter meeting, that is anywhere from 3 to 5 hours long, where they bitch about everyone who is not in the meeting, and continuosly have pointless arguments that get them all no where. And they look down upon anyone in the fraternity who disagrees with the majority, and has friends outside of it.

Some of them, about a fourth, are genuinely good people who just want to party, better themselves, and make friendships that will last them a lifetime. It is a pity that a majority of them are tools.

- Hey Phi Kappa Psi brothers we're much better than everyone else. It's cause we say so. Yeah, everyone wants to be just like us.

phi kappa psi by Betrayed Brother January 13, 2008