kevin

kevin is long for kev. kevin will not judge you, but will let you be your own worst enemy. kevin is quiet and reserved. kevin will never start a fight, he only finishes them. the worst thing you could do, is double cross a kevin. kevin has a very low tolerance for stupidity and lies. kevin is a trustworthy and honest. i think the most impressive thing about kevin, is his loyalty. kevin does not give a fuck about big dicks or looking good. he only cares about doing to others as he would have them do onto himself. yes, you are correct, kevin would kill for is bike!

Fuuucccckkkkk!....Jimmy ripped that fool off again !,...
But you know what?,...Jimmys gonna fuck around and fuck around,...and do that to a kevin one day...And thatll be IT for Jimbo!

by winsomelosum February 12, 2018

Kevin

gay as fuck and sucks cock the size of the earth

kevin sucks cock on god

by ahahahahahahhaahhahahasjsoebei May 1, 2019

kevins

1. The fans of Evan and Katelyn gaming streams on twitch and youtube.
2. The zombie villagers in minecraft
3. The villagers with a death wish in minecraft.

"We are all Kevin's on this glorious day!"
"Oh a Kevin spawned. I must capture him and cure him to grow my dying minecraft village"
"We have to protect the Kevins from themselves."

by Humblycrumbly April 8, 2020

Kevin

Someone who is very fucking thicc that i would instantly nut upon first entry, and would suck all my white seed out of me if his cheeks clinch on my dick.. He is really fucking dumb THICC

Me: Fuck Kevin, you're so fucking Thicc, I think i just came

by Fieldy_Snutz69 October 22, 2018

kevin

basically a terrorist

stop destroying my house like a kevin

by urbandiamondwordmaster April 16, 2019

Kevin

v to be obnoxiously loud and ritually screaming animal noises.

(Looks at screen) Woah! That guy is really kevin-ing it right now!
Dude, that guy is you when you were drunk.

by HeyJayMDud January 18, 2018

Kevin

this man is amazing he will literally wear a bikini and go out in public singing"i"m a barbie girl" and he is so funny and reliable and he is very compatible with Ivny's

This man is such a Kevin

by hxzuybdz August 27, 2018