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Jordan

Usually dark haired and brown eyed. He may seem a bit shy at first, but when u get to know him, he is a really nice guy. He's very artistic and has an imaginative mind. He might get competitive sometimes but it doesn't last long.
He also has a big dick.
Jordan is really nice.
Wow, Jordan you're so good at art.
Jordan, that's a big gat!
by U.dont.know May 22, 2018
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Jordan

A jordan just knows everything about financing. You can ask him everything about finances, credits, etc. and he will know it. He always has a emergency plan and he always has money.

Also he knows how to use credit cards to pay credits and vise-versa.
Arnold: "Woah he sure knows how to handle money"
J.B: "He is a jordan"
Arnold: "Ohh k"

Jordan: "I have bought my third credit card to pay my second credit off. It's working perfectly"
Mister Q: "How can you manage all these credits and credit cards?"
Jordan: "I am a master of finances!"
by Drachenlover919 July 17, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is asking to play fortnite again, quick someone throw some food out the party while we run
by eijia May 10, 2019
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Jordan

A female who is often conflicted with who she truly is and what others expect her to be. Very headstrong. Lowkey insecure. She loves bringing other people up even when she is in a very low place. Typically of a smaller build--- fun sized. Great girl to have a friend.
Person: I am going through a lot right now

Jordan: *hugs* it's all going to be okay, keep your head up
by tacoboutit July 2, 2017
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Jordan

When you meet this person called Jordan, he may give you the shady vibe, but once he gets comfortable towards you things change from there...You notice those gleaming eyes and that nice smile, which are one of his best features. He can be quiet at first but it's probably the vibe that he received from you, so he'll do it in return. Jordan is the most handsome man you can ever meet with the best personality. You start to fall in love with him quickly, with only a few times chilling with him. When being in a relationship with him, he'll light up your world and bring out this different you ( in a good way). You literally feel in this place called paradise with him. He'll make a couple mistakes along the way, which you'll forgive him for that because your in this stage where you've fallen in love with him and all you care about is not losing him... He will truly make you feel special, but have an eye on him because all these girls be looking at him like a piece of steak!
Jordan is just perfect in many ways.
by goddesssalex July 20, 2018
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Jordan

A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.
Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
by Freddy6424 July 3, 2020
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Jordan

The most fucking amazing person ever. If its a girl they have a perfect ass and figure and if its a boy it has a super long dick. If you find a Jordan you must keep him/her and you will be greatly rewarded!
I found myself a Jordan last night he was amazing in bed!
by AwesomeMaster08 November 16, 2016
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