Where you put your resume on the internet and instead of employers want you for the positions that are related in your skills/experience......you get marketing and/or insurance salesman positions that are based only on commission/sales you make that you work for free mainly in the beginning.
Hey my friend, I just got a "free jobs" from Aflac. They saw my resume and want me to work for free for them for the first few weeks or months until I make money for them.
by DoctorOfDictionary June 30, 2015
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2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.
3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.
4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.
2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.
3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.
4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.
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John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".
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by Lil 2 chainz July 4, 2021
Get the Steve Jobs mug.Street slang for the categories of work, typically blue collar jobs, that practically require a meth habit since they demand such a steady stream of high energy throughout the length of the grueling and extra-long workdays.
Well, being a relatively undereducated guy, I must step into one of the meth jobs to earn what I need to support my family.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
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Guy 1: There's no way Billy Mitchell could have cheated on Donkey Kong, he's so good!
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.
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Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.
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