naruto themed blow job

A blow job that consists of three identical triplets sucking or licking a penis/vagina giving the image of someone using shadow clone jutsu

Yo I just fucked these three girls Nikki, Nicola, and Nicole and they gave me a naruto themed blow job last night......so hot

by Yellowstar October 9, 2017

Dead Rising blow job

When a girl gives you head and uses too much teeth like when certain female zombies appear to be giving you head while attacking you in the videogame Dead Rising.

"Yeah, I got head last night, but I was stuck going left right on the analog stick the whole time because she was giving me a Dead Rising blow job."

by showmethefever September 21, 2011

blow job jipped

when a female gives a male oral sex expecting at a minimum the same in return and is instead disappointed by getting nothing.

"I think I just got blow job jipped WTF?!

" Why?"

"I gave him head and when he finished he passed out instead of returning the favor."

by coconutcanoe May 14, 2014

national blow job week

the time of the month when a woman is menstruating.

Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.

by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005

blow job from hell

When a girl felashes you and the next day you are unable to walk properly. This unpleasant experience is due to the constant scraping of incisors upon one's penis. When this occurs, "going commando" is imperative because even the most comfortable boxers feel like a paper shredder.

My mom asked me if I hurt my knee but the cause of my limp was a blow job from hell.

by Brelissa May 15, 2008

giving the ghost a blow job

When you are sitting in class and keep nodding off so that your head slides forward and then you jerk back awake so that it looks like you're giving a blow job to the invisible person in front of you.

"I saw you over there giving the ghost a blow job"

by Desert Eagle September 11, 2006

Bay City Blow Job

When you take a girl that looks like shrek out to the car and while she is giving you head you puke out the window of the car. (Bay City Michigan has more bars per capita than any other city in the US)

Dan just had a few shots and took that chick out back for a Bay City Blow Job.

by Snoophog June 4, 2011