A blow job that consists of three identical triplets sucking or licking a penis/vagina giving the image of someone using shadow clone jutsu
Yo I just fucked these three girls Nikki, Nicola, and Nicole and they gave me a naruto themed blow job last night......so hot
by Yellowstar October 10, 2017
When a girl gives you head and uses too much teeth like when certain female zombies appear to be giving you head while attacking you in the videogame Dead Rising.
"Yeah, I got head last night, but I was stuck going left right on the analog stick the whole time because she was giving me a Dead Rising blow job."
by showmethefever September 21, 2011
when a female gives a male oral sex expecting at a minimum the same in return and is instead disappointed by getting nothing.
"I think I just got blow job jipped WTF?!
" Why?"
"I gave him head and when he finished he passed out instead of returning the favor."
" Why?"
"I gave him head and when he finished he passed out instead of returning the favor."
by coconutcanoe April 02, 2014
Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.
by mercedesdelmar August 08, 2005
When a girl felashes you and the next day you are unable to walk properly. This unpleasant experience is due to the constant scraping of incisors upon one's penis. When this occurs, "going commando" is imperative because even the most comfortable boxers feel like a paper shredder.
by Brelissa May 15, 2008
When you are sitting in class and keep nodding off so that your head slides forward and then you jerk back awake so that it looks like you're giving a blow job to the invisible person in front of you.
"I saw you over there giving the ghost a blow job"
by Desert Eagle September 11, 2006
When you take a girl that looks like shrek out to the car and while she is giving you head you puke out the window of the car. (Bay City Michigan has more bars per capita than any other city in the US)
by Snoophog May 11, 2011