gas job

A gas truck. Often used to express distaste that it's not a diesel.
Billybob1: That's a sweet Ford!
Billybob2: Yeah but that ain't no Powerstroke, that's a gas job...
by Ajewman April 3, 2017
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minge job

like a blow job... but on a minge.

can also be used as a derogatory term for a given individual.
"would you lke a minge job?"

or

"Matt is such a fucking minge job, i hate him"
by QuimBags November 2, 2011
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sandwich job

1) One of those small chicken sandwiches from the Wendy's drivethru, often eaten in cars with friends after great Clint Eastwood movies. Often has ambiguous sexual connotations.
John: "How'd you like that sandwich job?"

Scott: "Why, it was delicious!"
by natalien February 10, 2009
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craigslist job

Simply put, a job that nobody wants. This job could be anything from a bathroom attendant to the camera mans assistant at a shotgun wedding. There is no formal hiring process and the pay is anything but competitive.
*At Shotgun Wedding*
Cam: Do you see that camera mans assistant in the corner drinking free booze? I want that job.

Nate: Nah bro, that’s a Craigslist job.
by cdansk July 23, 2017
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fear job

A sexual favor performed by a wife, girlfriend, and/or significant other before a trip. The favor is performed out of fear to help curtail any near-future promiscuity by the other partner as the wife, girlfriend and/or significant other is not in attendance.
My wife gave me a fear job before I left for India.
by iwantonlymyson April 28, 2017
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Pete Job

When you get too spicy during a foot job that you miss and the penis goes in between the Big Toe and the toe beside it while yelling "THAT'S A SPICY PETE BALL!"
"My girlfriend tried to give me a Foot Job but it turned into a Pete Job"
by Purple Raccoon January 8, 2023
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Gum Job

When a street whore with no teeth sucks your penis with her dentures out.
Hey sexy, how much for a gum job?
by bigchungus69420 August 14, 2021
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