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quick jerkies

Or "quick jerky".

Means a really quick wank/fap/masturbation
"Now that's a quick jerky here i'll tell you what" or
"Sorry man gonna take some quick jerkies"
by tsutsutsu February 17, 2020
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Jerky Mining

The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"

"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"

"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
by Kurdaitcha February 2, 2020
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jerky sleeves

n.1 low-hanging and dry labia.

n.2 arm coverings made of dried meat.
n.1 The hooker by the bar opened up her legs and i could see her jerky sleeves.

n.2 I had my grandma knit me some jerky sleeves out of the beef that i brought home.
by Tomakazi7322 December 24, 2007
mugGet the jerky sleevesmug.

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!
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Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.
My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.
by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018
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