jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

Jason

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..

so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..

by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010

jason

a bitch ass guy who doesn’t know how to keep his mouth shut so now he’s going to get shot by the homegirl’s boyfriend

jason is dumb

by aowkne September 1, 2019

Jason

better than prittish as potato god

Oh my god! Look at how many potatoes Prittish has!
Jason has more.

by PowerBlaster October 31, 2019

jason

a elephant plushie san san uses to sleep

san san: jason is nice

mahir: yeet

by self proclaimed fashion icon December 17, 2017

Jason

A Jason is one of the most thoughtful person in the world. If you get to know him you realize that he has multiple sides to him. He is goofy and kind and smart. Jason is hard working and means a lot to a lot of people. His closest friend is scared that he will leave her some day because she is scared she isn’t enough.

Friend: Hi Jasoooon

Jason: Hoi

by Mmmmhhhhhmmmm December 19, 2018

Jason

A boy with dark brown eyes. A boy who deserves the world. A boy who admitted he hung out with the wrong crowd. A big brother but, a little brother. A boy who isn't as bad as everyone says he is. A boy with a sad backstory.

I miss the old version of Jason.

by your.old.friend.in.sorrow January 23, 2021