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jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"
Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.
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Jason

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..
so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..
by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010
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Jason

Jason is a poor guy with a super small dick. Jason's are usually gay.
Oh that's Jason he has a small dick.

Oh look Jason is gay that normal
by OPscer April 10, 2019
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Jason

A Jewish influenced name of a boy from the afterlife.
Jason is a Jew.
by Jasonisajew123 November 25, 2020
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A Jason.

Commonly phrase used to mean don't be a dirty beanie, glasses wearing, rapist looking, peter griffen lookin ass, peppa pigs dad lookin ass nigga. AKA Don't be a fuckup. Or come from Newark. Or claim to have bitches but have zero. And not act like your not fucking your bestfriend or want to.
Him:"Devante's a bitch"
You:"Stop hatting, god bro, don't be A Jason."
Jason:"that fucked up bro I'm right here :("
by RARAGOTADA February 4, 2020
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Jason

Jason can be a asshole at times but deep inside Jason is a loving person. Jason is an athletic boy with abs he loves football a lot. Jason is also a gylsist lots of girls like him but he likes only 3 and those girls will always be in his mind. If any girl gets him you will be a luck girl he’s the most loving boyfriend of them all and also trustworthy.
Jason the king
by Unique Mamés.x December 21, 2019
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Jason

A heart warming person, almost all the time he knowledges other people feelings just by looking at their facial expressions. He likes to be in a quite place, he seems that being lonely is something that’s quite positive, he could be very weird at times but inside him he almost has a deeper reason inside everything he says, he always imagine and think of things or obstacles that he want to overcome, he is a kind hearted, delightful, boy.
Person 1: hey Jason’s acting all weird
Person 2: his name is Jason what do you expect
Person 1: I expect him to be better than you
Person 2: Obivously he is better than me
by Skeletonbomber March 23, 2019
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