goat fucking tree house jumper

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.

"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"

by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007

Jasper

a man with the name similar to a ghost's, who has a really big dick

P1: He has a huge dick
P2: that's jasper

by im the drummah roger taylah May 12, 2019

Log Jammer

When a girl is about to take a shit and you stick your penis inside her ass before she takes a shit.

Bro:Aye how did it go with Melissa last night?
Guy:We tried doing the Log Jammer
Bro:Did it work?
Guy:You want to smell my dick?

by colla93 October 30, 2011

Banana Boner Jammer

When you have a Boner, have your female accomplice smack your cock with a Banana until the Boner goes away.

Dude, I had a boner for like 4 hours for no reason and it hurt so I had your mom give me a Banana Boner Jammer .

by FatalBuddha July 19, 2009

jammer

To simultaneously wank whilst taking a dump.

James had work in ten minutes so he had to have a 'jammer'

by fruitbasket** July 24, 2011

Bum Jumper

Australian slang for a flamboyant homosexual male Noun

Hey Dirk, check that bum jumper out in the Miata, he has some throat yoghurt stuck in his goatee from a felching session.

by Bing Tockley January 20, 2009

Jasper

Not a rapper

Jasper got his shoe tech decked on by Chase

by ChaseAllenJoe December 10, 2019