Jacob 

He is a player, but when he falls in love, he is silly putty! He doesn’t like girls who try hard and he’s a heartbreaker. He goes well with girls named Madi.

Madi: hi Jacob!
Jacob: *im in love!* Hi Madi!

Jacob by VSCOGIRLSKSK February 6, 2020

Jacob 

He’s the type of person to think he’s the best. And utterly fail at proving it.

Person 1: why is he on the floor?
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!

Jacob by He likes bees February 18, 2020

jacob 

mattress boy

wow! there goes jacob the mattress boy! wonder when he’ll get a bed fame?

jacob by jesusmercado52 February 27, 2020

Jacob 

Jacob is that one really sus friend who can do and will do anything as long as you say ur mad sus

Random guy: can we invite Jacob Other guy: no hes mad sus

Jacob by eRaZelo April 29, 2020

Jacob 

Jacob is a more complex name of Jake. He often has red or brown hair and is pretty pale. Plus he has a lot of freckles. Jacob is attracted to girls names that end with the ei sound ex. Sophie, Maddie. Although he likes them he will stay in the friend zone for the rest of his life.

Wow look at Jacob stuck in the friend zone

Jacob by Gracie McTanagan May 8, 2020

Jacob 

Dick balls blue waffles death depression cock more death and sex with an Oliver all at the same time

Man I hate Jacob it’s such a bad disease

Jacob by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Jacob 

a dumb bitch with blonde curky hair usually also a stoner

omg dont be a jacob
Jordan was acting like a jacob yesterday

Jacob by ponyboy11134 November 11, 2020