Jacob

A dufus who likes to drink cranberry juice but he is nice funny and whole hearted and when you have depression he can cure it
by Dufbut667 January 12, 2018
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Fuck the police comin straight from the underground, a young nigga got it bad cuz I’m brown.
“Jacob’s a fucking G.”

I wanna die.”
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Jacob is a wierd but funny person he is probably a shy but nice and outgoing guy and he probably really good at games Lul he prolly has a lot of friends and probably has orange hair or red lol
Jacob: wanna hear a joke
Girl: yeah sure
Jacob: Are u a parking ticket
Girl: No why
Jacob:Cause u got fine written all over you

Girl: HA your soo funny ily
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He's gay....and never home
Look at Jacob, gay cunt, oh wait: He's not even home
by Benjahman March 14, 2015
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He's very Jacob.
by POOBEAR13 February 15, 2017
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Over weight kid with sense of humor. Very much of a procrastinator. Likes dank memes
Jacob ur weird
by Mestas58 February 06, 2017
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Jacob is a mf legend. He gets all the girls and never gets nervous

He loses his temper quite often but never retaliates

Jacob is so good in bed his smile is irresistible and has a very large one

He is the sweetest person I know
Jacob:hey
Girl:OMG! Let's go to my room

Jacob:okay b
by Spacegoon101 May 01, 2019
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