Jacob

Jacob is a guy that acts somewhat like a turtle Some would describe him as slow and chill

Look at me, I’m Jacob! “In the dirty south They call me turtle because I’m slow and I’m chill”

by Myliftedtruckmycowboyboots January 20, 2018

Jacob

A dufus who likes to drink cranberry juice but he is nice funny and whole hearted and when you have depression he can cure it

You are such a Jacob

by Dufbut667 January 13, 2018

Jacob

He's gay....and never home

Look at Jacob, gay cunt, oh wait: He's not even home

by Benjahman March 13, 2015

Jacob

Literally just the sexiest guy with the biggest penis you could imagine! He's perfect in every way, an amazing person, charming, funny, and even black!

"Have you hung out with Jacob recently?"
"Oh my god that guy?! I would let him do ANYTHING to me"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Jacob

1.The meaning of a complete fucking idiot.
2.The meaning of a kid who acts like he's still 5 year old

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"Jacob is a cool person"

by KazGames November 13, 2017

Jacob

Fatass bitch.

He's very Jacob.

by POOBEAR13 February 15, 2017

Jacob

no one likes jacobs , they may look hot but a jacob is stupid,annoying and overall a total asshole

i banged jacob last night
why, he is such an asshole
but he's hot

by 💛𝖘𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖇𝖇👑 August 25, 2020