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Justin

A small child like man. Who drives big trucks to make up for the lack of size in his pants. And enjoys playing with children in inappropriate ways
omg, that guy was such a justin! Needless to say ill never be going out with that guy again!
by hawk69er December 22, 2009
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A hairy beast of a man usually found at the bar between the hours of midnight and 2AM. This subject is the worst of the worst when it comes to bad pick up lines. He makes loud growling noises when left to his own and normally has a large stain on his pants around his pelvic region. A real wast of human skin.
Bill: Look at that skumbag at the bar.

Julia: Yeah he tried to pick me up by saying "Heaven must be missing an angel" I said "Why?" and he said, "Because you landed in my life"

Bill: Damn, what a Justin.
by Masek One March 13, 2010
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no friends, complete liar about everything, very small cock, wears abnormally large shirts, drama starter, rumor spreader, faggot, out of the closet homosexual, is a virgin(and always will be), listens to bands hes never heard of in his life, and a poser little bitch.
justin.. = (read definition)
by itdoesntmatterdoesit September 18, 2010
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Justin, a HUGE doucher, a boy who deserves to die, sexy but needs to get a fucking clue about how to treat girls, he makes 13 year old girls fall for him and give him BJs, he pretends to care and will leave as soon as he gets your pussy, he's a genius but he's fail his freshman year 3 times, a pedofile, comes back as soon as you get over him, needs to get a life and treat people better. End of the description of Justin. (Not ALL Justins)
*Boy comes back after having sex with a girl and leaving her for months RIGHT after she gets over him FINALLY!!*

Boy" Hey..."
Girl: "FUCK YOU!! YOU'RE SUCH A JUSTIN YOU ASS!!!"
by rabidkitty October 6, 2010
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a really big douche bag who cheats on his girlfriend and breaks other girls' hearts. what an asshole.
he cheated on you? he sounds like another "justin" to me. what a douche.
by heartbroken111 February 5, 2010
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Hepatitus A caused by poop on the ovaries, most commonly found in cranky girls who have been stepped on.
"Mann! i just got back from the doctor's, looks i have a bad case of justin!"
by pamkyra1423 September 2, 2011
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A loser that lives in North West Arkansas and has an exceptionally small penis.
by Better Than Justin October 8, 2008
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