Jordan

Jordan is an pretty ass girl. If u fuck with her she will beat your ass period. Yes she has hater but she don’t care u just show off to them how her life great and a little bad but showing them, they hating make her life feel life a movie because in movies everyone got haters. She very pretty and smart. She bomb as fuck and if u had her u ain’t getting her back period.

Guy: dam I had Jordan then I loss her

Same guy : I’m finna ask her out
Jordan: u had me now u lost me You ain’t getting me back

by Mess up chocolate February 25, 2019

Jordan

A fat blob

Jordan is asking to play fortnite again, quick someone throw some food out the party while we run

by eijia May 10, 2019

Jordan

A small arab country in the middle east that has petra and the Dead Sea in it, capital is Amman. Jordan can also be used as a name

A: Where do you live?
B: Oh I live in jordan.

by Lors.pancake May 13, 2020

Jordan

He pulls weights every chance he gets which makes his face go red. Likes to sing, bang on walls and twerk when he gets bored. Brings a whole ass motorcycle to school. Camps in a bush and eats flowers. He appears extremely confident and sometimes fibs to appear superior but he doesn't need to because he's actually a kind-hearted person that shouldn't seek further validation and should just be himself.

Josh: Jordan's aim in life is to be a stripper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper

by drpepperm1nt February 21, 2022

Jordan

jordan is a young man who enjoys company of other women. he is also very sporty. as much as he loves the surroundings of other women he has his eyes set out on one girl in particular. A girl he is very close to. a women with long brown hair and olive skin. he feels connected to her but dosent know how to express it.

i need a lift. ask jordan.

by steve midleton June 18, 2017

Jordan

A jordan just knows everything about financing. You can ask him everything about finances, credits, etc. and he will know it. He always has a emergency plan and he always has money.

Also he knows how to use credit cards to pay credits and vise-versa.

Arnold: "Woah he sure knows how to handle money"
J.B: "He is a jordan"
Arnold: "Ohh k"

Jordan: "I have bought my third credit card to pay my second credit off. It's working perfectly"
Mister Q: "How can you manage all these credits and credit cards?"
Jordan: "I am a master of finances!"

by Drachenlover919 July 17, 2018

Jordan

Usually dark haired and brown eyed. He may seem a bit shy at first, but when u get to know him, he is a really nice guy. He's very artistic and has an imaginative mind. He might get competitive sometimes but it doesn't last long.
He also has a big dick.

Jordan is really nice.
Wow, Jordan you're so good at art.
Jordan, that's a big gat!

by U.dont.know May 22, 2018