spinster jess

1)An old, unmarried lady. She usually has 47 cats and loves scaring away little kids that come up to her door on Halloween.

2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.

little girl: oh my goodness, did you hear about that spinster jess that lives down the street!?

little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.

or

Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :

Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.

by jess the spinster March 5, 2008

Jesse James Necktie

A stain of blood on someones' shirt down the center of their chest after taking multiple wounds, such as gunshots from an outlaw known as Jesse James.

We have a sharpshooter on our hands, all the victims are wearing a Jesse James Necktie.

by nyxathid July 28, 2010

Jesse

Jesse(usually a boy) is one of the most uniquely person you will ever know. He is smart, funny, sweet, and is shy at first. But once a Jesse has become one of your greatest friends, you're life will never be the same. He's loyal to a friend no matter what. He will only mention you to other friends when you're not around though. But he truly cares about you, just doesn't want to admit it. If you have a Jesse in your life, make sure he stays in your life. Because you will regret it once he leaves.

Julia: Look! It's Jesse!
Amber: Where?! I need to hug him!

by fathismath January 20, 2019

Jesse Jarratt

Jesse Jarratt is the fat one who says mi mi mi meh mi mi meh me , he can be funny sometimes be in re he really tick joe meister off however Jesse jarratt is really hot therefore that doesn't matter

Jesse Jarratt looks fucking great today

by Seb woollin April 15, 2021

Fat Jess

A rather large penis

Veronica:Dude... Did you see Wallace's Fat Jess?
Georgia: No?...
Veronica: That's a shame... it was MASSIVE ;)

by Lady Naked September 20, 2011

A Jess

Someone who refuses to go to work or any obligation for that matter because of COVID, but will take a vacation or go to the beach.

It can also be referred to as “Pulling A Jess” or “Being A Jess”

He pulled “A Jess” when refusing to go into the office even though we have 20 feet in between each employee, but he went to the crowded beach.

by SirLaughsATon July 31, 2020

Jesse

By far the coolest name ever known to man. To this day, this name conquers all others, especially the name steve. If you were born with the name Jesse, you are in line for a lifetime of riches, women, and fame. Not to mention you are a SEX god. All women want to be with you to experience your incredible sex

Wow look how awesome Jesse is, he would not be awesome if his name was Steve.

by the one117733 October 23, 2009