Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

mason jar

A measure of the diameter of the anal sphincter.

Holy shit! Goatse's ass is like 3 mason jars wide!

by spanto May 5, 2005

Jar Of Cocaine

What Johnny Depp allegedly had as stated by Amber Turd so it’s clearly false cos she did a bump in court while on the stand

Amber Turd: “..and he had a jar…A JAR of cocaine”
Johnny Depp: *giggles*

by Aquamannnnn May 6, 2022

arm jar

is where you apply deodorant after a shower then get sweaty and instead of showering you add more deodorant instead of washing your pits to the point where moving your arm is like opening a new jar

man I was so embarassed yesterday at the club I had a arm jar when I danced wit my lady

by Slimballin August 12, 2009

Wonder Jar

When a man places his penis or taxidinker into a jar full of water to make it look bigger.

Kyle: "That's fucking disgusting dude, get that wonder jar out of here."
Nick: "It's not a wonder jar... I just fell dick first off the balcony at a mason jar factory."
Kyle: "Your dick is small and ugly."

by CATFOOODS March 6, 2012

Pickle jar

used to describe a place full of men

Man this party is a pickle jar. There isn't a girl in sight.

by Rob June 9, 2004

nookie jar

a vagina (female sex organ)

are you gonna stick it in her nookie jar?

by A-Train_21 September 30, 2007