Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020

Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, itttchyyy
A sensation on your skin that is uncomfortable that makes you wanna itch it.
A sensation on your skin that is uncomfortable that makes you wanna itch it.
Bro 1- Dude, my leg is so itchy. I think I got bit by something...
Bro 2- My head is itchy, I think I have lice!
Bro 2- My head is itchy, I think I have lice!
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a bar or bat mitzvah for a person who is not actually jewish; this can occur at any time or place and for any age
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One of the hottest Guys. He is loyal and very intelligent. If you feel bad just call him and you will feel better. Also he only likes scorpios.
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