Lobster Roll

When you place an entire stick of butter in a girls ass crack then eat it after it melts. The brand and type of butter are up to you but it must eaten hands free county fair bobbing for apples style.

I have no butter in my house after 3 lobster rolls with Lauren and now I have high cholesterol.

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Full Lobster

When someone's fury reaches such a level that they turn red and begin to produce hot sweat. If male, will occasionally get a fat, sweaty boner as well.

Dude, stop calling Tommy a testicle-shitting rectal wart..

Yeah, seriously, stop! This nigga's about to go full lobster!

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War Lobsters

Crabs whose host is such a slut that the STD evolves.

Chelsea is such a slut she must have some real tough War Lobsters.

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taint lobster

a pubic crab that resides in the taint region, near the ass

Because John did not thoroughly shave his pubic area, his crabs relocated and are now considered taint lobsters.

Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.

by ScorpGem February 11, 2015

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Crotch Lobsters

Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?

Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!

by cocknockers January 24, 2009

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Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.

Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.

by Jack N Jit June 25, 2017

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