inverted rusty trombone

A sexual act similar to the original rusty trombone with the exception that said trombone player is actually turned upside down by his partner in the air, hence the term "inverted". This variety does not necessarily require a male/female partnership as I first witnessed this act practiced (clothed, thankfully) by two men. It is imperative that the man being used as a trombone be strong, due to the fact that he has to turn and hold the trombone player upside down.

Friend 1 - "You know what's hot? When a chick gives you a rusty trombone."
Friend 2 - "Yeah, that's cool."
Friend 1 - "You know what's not hot? When you see two dudes doing a inverted rusty trombone."
Friend 2 - "That's gay, dude."
Friend 1 (shuddering) - "Yeah, I know."

by Visually Violated August 1, 2009

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Inverted Boner

The phenomenon that occurs when a penis shrivels up and shrinks so much that it actually becomes tiny and hard. Usually due to being in the extreme cold or from seeing something disgusting.

Jesus Christ it's freezing outside, my penis just shrank itself into a 1-inch inverted boner!

by CptPoopants April 26, 2012

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inverted penis

Vagina

Dwight: Number one: Inverted Penis
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.

by ThE cReAtOr September 18, 2019

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inverted dick

when the dick rejects the pussy.

when the pussy is so scary the dick hauls ass.

by Lisa January 13, 2004

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Indent

Indent(N.) - a pain in the ass (both sexually and otherwise)
Indent(V.) - to cause pain in the ass

Indenting - to cause pain in the ass

Indented - to have caused pain in the ass, or to have been caused pain in the ass

-Examples:

Indent(N.):
(1) That kid is such an indent.
(2) I gave her an indent last night.

Indent(V.):
(1) He's going to indent me later.

Indenting:
(1) Stop indenting me and go annoy someone else.

Indented:
(1) I indented the Officer with my refusal to comply.

by Gtboy4 October 27, 2011

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