Struggle tug

Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.

A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?

B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.

by philanderousmonk666 December 10, 2018

Struggle boat

verb; to severely struggle or have a difficult time

We struggle boated all through that trip. Just about everything that could go wrong, went wrong.

by anonymous October 3, 2020

Struggle-busing

To really struggle or have trouble with something.

She was really struggle-busing it.

Ivan was struggle-busing with opening the jar.

by urlocallostboy June 29, 2023

Struggle Bun

A hotdog or burger bun made out of regular white bread slices. Typically when used when you forget to buy the specific buns.

Person 1: I forgot to buy the hotdog buns!!
Person 2: Guess we gotta break out the white bread and make some struggle buns.

by SteeliestGunz September 4, 2023

struggle music

the genre of "rap" that is so bad it deserves special recognition. examples include Coco and You Guessed It

"Man what are you listening to?"
"Some struggle music. It's hilarious."

by epilepticoctopus December 13, 2014

Struggle Opossum

A garbage eating, garbage talking , manged aggressive animal lady or man. Sometimes will foam at the mouth when steaks are highest.

That struggle opossum really accosted that poor elderly woman just trying to cross Broadway.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.

by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021

Struggle Bus

Having to deal with a difficult relationship or having to go out of your way in order please somebody like your significant other or boss.

"It is nice to just have a normal relationship with someone instead of getting a hard time from them every time you ask them to do something for you. It's like everything you do with them is a struggle all of the darned time. Thank God I am off of THAT STRUGGLE BUS!!!!

by Profound Wisdom March 7, 2016