dis-disease

People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.

If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

Disc/Dis

In ROBLOX chat, people refer to "Discord" as Disc or dis. So, when someone asks if you have "disc", now you know it means Discord.

"Do You have Disc/dis?"
"My Dis is..."

by NOTRemainings February 8, 2020

what is dis

What is dis/what dis is slang for what is this. (Insert meme here)

What is dis? Dis teh Urban Dictionary.

by yetvanother random person May 12, 2021

Di Cesare

Italian Policeman. Proud Policia member. Lovable Nonce.

PC Brent: "OI FRANK, YOU A DI CESARE YET?!"
Frank: "I'M WORKING ON IT BRENT!"
PC Brent: "WORK HARDER! AND GET RID OF THOSE BLOODY PINK BOOTS!"

by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019

dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused

Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple

by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017

mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

Ar Di

Someone who resembles Princess Diana, someone who is... an icon, a legend, THE main character, is adored by many.

Just like “Ar Di” aren’t they x

by AcidHayze May 31, 2021