raid jar

1. An empty bottle or container used as a urine storage receptacle while playing video games. Used to increase one's availability in-game, and/or as an ecofriendly alternative to the wasteful flushing of a traditional toilet.

2. The primary weapon of the Jarate fighting style. Commonly carried and used by experienced snipers. Also known as "Karate in a Jar." This item will "Wreak havoc on your opponent's mental state, psychological well-being and trust in the inherent goodness of his fellow man."
1. A: Hold on I need to go to the bathroom.

S: Ok.
A: ....Ok, I'm back.
S: That was quick.

A: Yeah, so?

S: I'm just saying... you didn't go to the bathroom.

A: Yes, I did.
S: No, you didn't. You forgot to mute your mic. We heard you, um... raid jar.
A: Oh.
S: Yea, next time, don't say anything, just mute, we didn't need to wait in the lobby for that.

2. Alex, is such a narcissistic shithead . I'm going to camp here and hit that doodlepad with the raid jar next time he comes around. Woo-ha! Jarate!
by Don't call me Doodles! July 24, 2020
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mason jar

Holy shit! Goatse's ass is like 3 mason jars wide!
by spanto May 05, 2005
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Jar Of Cocaine

What Johnny Depp allegedly had as stated by Amber Turd so it’s clearly false cos she did a bump in court while on the stand
Amber Turd: “..and he had a jar…A JAR of cocaine”
Johnny Depp: *giggles*
by Aquamannnnn May 06, 2022
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arm jar

is where you apply deodorant after a shower then get sweaty and instead of showering you add more deodorant instead of washing your pits to the point where moving your arm is like opening a new jar
man I was so embarassed yesterday at the club I had a arm jar when I danced wit my lady
by Slimballin August 12, 2009
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Wonder Jar

When a man places his penis or taxidinker into a jar full of water to make it look bigger.
Kyle: "That's fucking disgusting dude, get that wonder jar out of here."
Nick: "It's not a wonder jar... I just fell dick first off the balcony at a mason jar factory."
Kyle: "Your dick is small and ugly."
by CATFOOODS February 02, 2012
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Pickle jar

used to describe a place full of men
Man this party is a pickle jar. There isn't a girl in sight.
by Rob June 10, 2004
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Dizzle Jar

A "Dizzle Jar" is a jar that you put $.25 in every time you say the name "John Dana". For being such a shitty boss his name was/is banned from being spoken. He is also not good enough for a name and is referred to as: HE WHO HAS NO NAME, DIZZLE, or THAT WHO CANNOT BE SPOKEN OF.
You said John Dana, now put $.25 in the Dizzle Jar.
by Dizzle Dana January 18, 2008
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