i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable

nah man i only got bands sorry

by chaface21 November 20, 2019

I got reach

When you tryna touch the booty from far away

You got a nice butt and I wanna touch it even though you're far away but I got reach

by Touchbutter November 29, 2019

I got the receipt

Used when a bitch catches you cheating

Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH

by Babyoppie April 3, 2019

i got the slaps

It means songs that hit hard bass wise and with the fire beat and lyrics

I got the slaps that will fuck up your subs

by The Calculator April 20, 2018

I got next

what you say when you are having sex with multiple guys and there is only one condom to share.

derek “Let’s do this but i only have one condom.”
gage “I got next.”

by TheRealSexGod November 17, 2017

I Got Lauered

To get sexually harassed.

I was trying to be professional but I got lauered by that creep in accounting.

by djahmmok November 30, 2017

But I still got paid anyway

The act of bragging about you gaining money or ad revenue from something planned but ceased to exist.

Man, I got fired before the paycheck,

but I still got paid anyway!

by wenisses February 17, 2018