human rights

lol who knows

eyy yo bruh can i borrow some human rights?
heck no

by some guy named greg January 30, 2019

Humanoid Typhoon

Nickname for Vash the Stampede, protagonist of the Japanese Anime television show Trigun.

"Upon hearing the rumor that Vash the Stampede was due to appear in town, the entire population evacuated within an hour."

by silverarm January 16, 2004

human research technician

a politically correct term for someone who enjoys learning about other people by reading their facebook profile, scanning wall-to-wall conversations, and browsing through their friends.

"i'm not a facebook creep... i prefer human research technician."

by oliviamcm March 30, 2009

Human fudge

Poop.

Eat my human fudge.

by Atrum777 December 19, 2008

humanophilia

A psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a sexual preference for humans.

My dog Rex won't stop humping your girlfriend's leg... he's a damn humanophiliac!

Kelloggs has fired several high profile individuals over the years for not properly representing the company in public. Michael Phelps was removed from their ad campaigns after he was caught smoking dope in public. Prior to that Toucan Sam got canned for being an E user and Tony the Tiger was fired for his humanophiliac tendancies.

by pmbear February 7, 2009

human claymore

A drunk who tends to vomit all over the place.

S-Dizzle: Nope, I'm driving. Although, to be honest, I can't really drink much even if I wanted to, I can't drink more than a bottle or cup of something in a night or else I become a human claymore.

D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..

S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::

by LoveMeSomeMe April 19, 2009

human shishkabob

a person taking in cock from the mouth and asshole at the same time, one man entering as the other pulls out, and repeat.

Hey bob, how'd you like to turn marry into a human shishkabob tonight?

by THE MAN, with the fruit rollup April 2, 2010