Homosexual Advantage

An unappreciated advantage of being a Homosexual that straight guys would love to have but can't because they would get slapped.

Examples of Homosexual Advantage are:

1) touching breasts without getting slapped

2) Grabbing asses without getting slapped

3) going to sleepovers and watching girls change

by Monstabia June 27, 2010

homosexual agenda

- Wake up. Moisturize. Exfoliate
- Put on some techno music and call Brad.
- Listen to Cher
- Go to the wizard of the oz party
- Protest No on Prop 8
- Party party party

That is the real homosexual agenda. Politicians don't know what they are talking about.

The homosexual agenda doesn't exist to hurt anyone. I'm a Republican and I know they have no agenda. They deserve the same right to marriage as anyone else.

by Elsa-Claire November 5, 2009

Biromantic homosexual

Someone who’s attracted to men, women, non-binary (etc) romantically but talking about sexual activities only would do it with people with the same sex (genitals) as theirs.

• in case of ciswomen or non-binary people with vaginas: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with vaginas (not necessarily women)

• in case of cismen or non-binary people with penises: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with penises (not necessarily men)

(I’m not adding trans people because generally they don’t have the same sex so they would be biromantic-heterosexual. Please don’t feel invalidated using the “heterosexual” because it refers to the sex, y’all are still real men and women!!!)

- Hannah! Look how hot that man is!!

~ Yeah he’s handsome, but I don’t really feel sexual attraction to him...
- You were bisexual right?

~ Biromantic homosexual**
- oh true!

by Girl in black October 1, 2020

gay homosexual

Phrase used to describe someone who is very gay by someone who is either homophobic or an asshat. Eric Cartman used it to describe Stan's dog Sparky in one of the first episodes of 'South Park' in 1995.

Credited to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

"Stan, your dog is a gay homosexual!" Eric Cartman, upon witnessing Stan's dog Sparky hump another dog at the beginning of the episode titled 'Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride'.

by tellybelly March 6, 2009

homosexual pizza

term used to call someone who is obsessed with pizza and in denial about their homosexuality.

"Joe is quite the homosexual pizza."

by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

Biromantic Homosexual

Someone who likes both genders romantically, but only wants a sexual relationship with their same gender

Have you seen Joy’s Instagram, she just came out as Biromantic Homosexual. (please don’t out people like this lol, they’ll find out in due time)

by I’d rather not be here September 3, 2021

Homosexual Turtle

A college-aged, Caucasian male individual with an overtly long neck and deep-throating skills made for sucking dick. He has yet to come out of his shell completely.

Taylor: You should go out with Blake M...
Me: I can’t, you know he’s a Homosexual Turtle!

by Trumpette.xxx May 6, 2021