home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009

home skillet

a scary ass ghetto ass nigga
an ebonic name for "friend or friendly acquaintance"

whats the deal homeskillet?

by tony June 26, 2006

home skillet

A fruit snack that has been sat on by a taxi driver for seven weeks and is still good to eat.

That was one tasty home skillet.

by Jeremy Jones October 13, 2004

hover shit

Mainly applicable to women (intoxicated women) that hover because they don't want to sit on a nasty toilet and have to people very very badly. Sometimes, when a woman is in the position, pushing urine out with force, a little something else comes out. The desire to poo isn't even there when you go to the bathroom, but with all the muscle action, it is thrust out into the world.

Person A: "I just pissed and some poo came out!"
Person B: "Oh man! You just hover shit!!"

by Jen-nifer the butt sniffer November 27, 2009

home slice

a cool street name like poop dawg, pee diddle, or gary

yo home slice,what up

by josif hasmr October 4, 2003

home slice jelly roll

a homeboy/girl that you usually kick it wit

wat it do home slice jelly roll

by krazii 4 u October 30, 2006

home skillet biscuit

Someone or something cool.

Wow, you home skillet biscuit! You're so cool.
That slushie is a home skillet biscuit.

by yo kv June 11, 2006