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The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.
Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018
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Christian aitkens likes to let druggy homeless men fuck him under bridges, he's always walking around looking to let one have his way
Oh look it's Christian aitkens gay for homeless

getting railed under the bridge by that dirty bum
by Arthursgirlboy February 9, 2024
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homeless girlfriend

Best kind of girlfriend there ever is. You can drop her off anywhere after date.
I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.
by Twominutes22 May 28, 2021
mugGet the homeless girlfriendmug.

Homeless Romantic

A person, typically male, who uses love bombing to secure a place to live on short notice.

See also: hobosexual, love train rider
Steve finessed his way into Sheila’s house for the weekend. That guy is a homeless romantic.
by lesigh79 August 14, 2025
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Homeless

Somebody without a permanent home or residence. Usually can be found in public parks smoking weed and yelling at innocent people, sitting in the bus stop listening to a radio, on the freeway underpass, lying down on the sidewalk, or at delmar parking lot not furthering their education.
Mohhamed and Sam were participating in the act of homeless after not seeing there own bed in weeks.
by Ali atfi August 27, 2022
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Homeless

I’m not homeless, the earth IS my home!
by pseudopen April 20, 2022
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Homeless Gang

The coolest kids on the block. They get what they want, when they want.
Gavin, Abby, and Evan are in the homeless gang because they just robbed a doughnut store.
by Homeless King June 11, 2019
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