A blonde cum-guzzling bitch, with absolutely NO body, NO talent and NO personality. An absolue butterface...a buttereverything actually. Which begs me to ask...How in the world did this stupid whore become famous?
Paris: Hi my name is Paris. I look like the love child Mr. Ed and Malfoy from Harry Poter. But I am still famous
Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways
Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks
Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!
Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways
Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks
Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!
by Rae Rae May 26, 2005
Get the Paris Hiltonmug. An incredibly sexy singer who has a resemblence to Elvis. Has an amazing voice and plays the guitar.
by XOXO April 9, 2005
Get the Tyler Hiltonmug. An unemployed trust-fund baby who:
Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.
Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.
Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.
Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.
Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.
Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.
Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.
Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.
Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Paris Hilton is also a racist, talentless, and never finished high school. If you took her (parents') money away, she'd be begging for bread on the street corner within the hour.
by Bycho Psitch March 5, 2005
Get the Paris Hiltonmug. the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
Get the paris hiltonmug. New Term: An insecure, "wanna be Homosexual". Apparently when you are a Perez Hilton, you act in crude ways, dress like the opposite sex, keep blog sites full of useless information, stir up controversy over Gays being married.
Don't be a "Perez Hilton!"
Your site looks like a "Perez Hilton."
Dude, Why are you such a "Perez Hilton?"
That's so "Perez Hilton".
Your site looks like a "Perez Hilton."
Dude, Why are you such a "Perez Hilton?"
That's so "Perez Hilton".
by IND317 April 21, 2009
Get the "Perez Hilton"mug. by anonymous March 2, 2005
Get the paris hiltonmug. Ugly walking stick with no ass,tits,face or respect for herself.
Yikes!!!!!
She's not rich and beautiful she's rich and Fugly. and has nothing to be jellous of.
Yikes!!!!!
She's not rich and beautiful she's rich and Fugly. and has nothing to be jellous of.
by Pokey December 17, 2003
Get the Paris Hiltonmug.