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hillbilly speed bump

It is an armadillo, sometimes called hillbilly speed bumps due to the fact that they come out of nowhere and if you were to run over one, it sometimes causes a rocking effect that occurs going over a regular speed bump.
Passenger: ARMADILLIO!
Driver: NO, THATS A HILLBILLY SPEED BUMP!
(Passenger puts seatbelt on)
hillbilly speed bump by ®OA©h January 21, 2017

Hillbilly Europe 

"I'd head up to Hillbilly Europe to get some Havana Club, but our country can't seem to get it's shit together"
Hillbilly Europe by t3r5 August 16, 2020

Hillbilly Hairspray 

When a guy sprays his load and it gets stuck in a girls hair
Boy I sure gave that bitch some hillbilly hairspray last night
Hillbilly Hairspray by Brotha Dugg February 23, 2022

hillbilly heroin 

Term erroneously applied to oxycontin or other pain medications which are misused by certain individuals who use bad judgement thinking they will get 'high' from a medicine by misusing it against labeling instructions and better judgement instead causing death.
Even when hillbilly heroin is taken as as directed on the label and not altered in any way, you can still have an adverse reaction to it and end up toes up in the morgue.
hillbilly heroin by mel September 21, 2003

HillBilly Strikeout 

Performing a strikeout (taking a hit, drinking a shot, chugging a beer and then blowing out) with a lip in during the entire duration. First performed by Merlin Connell.

bonus points if done after a butt stuffing.
We need to pregame, lets do hillbilly strikeouts like that guy kirby!

hillbilly incest 

The act of putting ones genitals in another relatives bum.
Damn, me and my sister fucked last night. It was some damn good hillbilly incest.
hillbilly incest by Pleebungus February 25, 2017