Heard immunity

A loss of credibility that comes from listening to fake news, unsubstantiated commentary and conspiracy propaganda.

"Believing everything you read on the internet doesn't make you woke. It just makes you more susceptible to heard immunity."

by LuLuFromTheBronx July 30, 2020

Heard Alert

When someone shits in your bed.

Oh wow man, Amber must be pissed off, she did a heard alert in my bed.

by MrsNesbit April 29, 2022

Heardy-Turdy

When she shits on your side of the bed when she leaves.

That bitch heardy-turdy me last week, hopefully she stops wiping back-to-front soon...

by Chuckchuckwhatthefuck May 24, 2022

Rylan Heward

Rylan Heward is a perfect girlfriend and my best friend

Rylan Heward is the perfect girlfriend.

by Bamboda July 19, 2019

have you heard what putin did yesterday?

a sentence used for the trolling

person1: hey, have you heard what putin did yesterday?
person2: I dunno, what did he do?
person1: PUTIN DEEZ NUTS ON YO MOUTH HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by nike kicks June 8, 2022

Heard It

A phrase used by the Mount Saint Mary College Men’s Soccer team. Intended to prove a statement true and to get hoes’ attention.

That hoe can come drop it on a ni**a, heard it

by Sinpiece October 17, 2018

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

by extreme coughing November 16, 2018